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I'm sure you've seen this one by now:

Isaac Hayes Quits 'South Park'

Isaac Hayes has quit "South Park," where he voices Chef, saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said.

Bigotry? I guess saying the line, "Crazy little crackers," doesn't count.

"South Park" co-creator Matt Stone responded sharply in an interview with The Associated Press Monday, saying, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem — and he's cashed plenty of checks — with our show making fun of Christians."

Stone told The AP he and co-creator Trey Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."

Good for Matt and Trey. I saw a special on A&E last night about poligamists in Utah. And the men justified it as "Doing God's Will." (As a sidenote, one of the wives said, "It takes a stronger woman to obey her husband.")

Whatever the hell you want to do is none of my business, but stop hiding behind the mask of religion. I'd have more respect if they said, "The writers insulted my beliefs," or, "I just want to stick my dick in three different women." Ya know- just cut the bullshit already.

Speaking of hideous*:



Weeping Jesus on the Cross! He makes Diamond Dave look like Brad Pitt.

*Sorry, SJ- I had to bite