The Ironing is Delicious

Over at The Superficial, they are reporting that Paris Hilton is on the short list to play, get this, Mother Teresa. The Indian director, having just come down with the last drop of rain, was impressed that she wouldn't pose naked in Playboy.

While, over at IDontLikeYouInThatWay, they've dug up some dirt that she is threatening to renege on her $235,000 reporting gig because her dressing room will not contain a jacuzzi.

Just like Mother Teresa at the 1993 Kennedy Center Awards. She was so drunk on the red carpet- she kept saying, "Hi-OH!" after every question Johnny Carson answered. And he slapped the microphone out of her hand and stormed off. Remember that shit?