Just let me say this about that...

I love the Golden Globes. It's the first one my husband ever watched. I assured him he'd like it since alcohol was involved.

Steve Correll's acceptance speech almost made up for Jason Lee getting the shaft...

Speaking of which, why the fuck wasn't Rescue Me nominated? Just like Chris Rock, I guess Denis Leary pisses too many people off.

Would it kill Dakota Johnson to smile? I'm sure it's rough having Melanie Griffith for a mom, but c'mon! She's old enough to know how to fake it.

And I supposed Gwyneth Paltrow was going straight to her Christening after the ceramony?

Did you not want to eat up Natalie Portman with a spoon? That cute little pixie! And I was diggin Adrian Brody's strut tuxedo.

Two things that bugged the shit out of me: First, Scarlet Johanson going, "Woo!" after her name was called. And Mariah Carry drawing out her words to sound like Marilyn Monroe with a slow leak, "The nahhhhhhhhminees for best hhhhhhactor are...." Gag me.

But no award ceramony is complete without a masturbatory reference from George Clooney.

And when the hell is Johnny Depp going to get his due?!?!?!?!?!? I'm just sayin' is all...

*Late Addition:

Seeing Kyra Sedgwick last night made me think, "How many degrees of seperation am I from Kevin Bacon?" As it turns out, four:
I was in Ragtime with Mandy Patinkin:
Mandy Patinkin was in The Princess Bride with Robin Wright Penn:
Robin Wright Penn was in She's So Lovely with Sean Penn:
Sean Penn was in Mystic River with Kevin Bacon.
Exxxxcellent.