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Friday, September 24

I've always been fond of Colonel Angus...

Who knew that beneath that rough and tumble exterior, beat a heart of an inspiring Danielle Steele, Nora Roberts or at the very least, Judith Krantz.

News Roundup. I have to admit that this headline stopped me a little short when I saw it on Google news: How Will the General Use His Huge Mandate? Can't you just see that line towards the end of some euphemism-laden Harlequin romance? With lust in his eyes, General Goodbody strode across the now-empty ballroom towards the wide-eyed Deborah. With one hand he tore open her bodice and with the other he pulled Deborah towards him, kissing her passionately. As he lifted her from the ground and carried her up the stairs to the master bedroom, there was just one thought on Deborah's mind: How will the General use his huge mandate?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Colonel Angus, where you been?"
"Down South"

Chris Walken, national treasure.

4:49 PM  

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