And your father is a alcohawwwwwlic

Passing a schoolyard on my way home last night, I overheard a conversation between three little girls.

One walked up with an Italian ice in hand. The other two said things like, "Awww, you got ice cream?!" Which prompted the girl to stick her tongue out at the two, turn around and wag her butt in their faces, repeatedly. All the while with a shit-eating grin on her face.

And I thought- Yeah! That's how you gloat, man! Unashamedly.

So I'll be doing the same whenever anyone asks about my promotion or new man.