Off the Gancho

Poor, poor Mexico. First western Texas, now this:

 (Mexican Foreign Secretary) Derbez 
      insisted his country's position over 
      physical barriers was not only in 
      relation to the United States. 

      "Mexico voted against the fence 
      Israel built in the Gaza Strip, 
      and against the fences Spain 
      built in Melilla and elsewhere," 
      he said. 

Yeah, we did the same thing in high school as sophomores; signing petitions against banning the junior/senior smoking section, so when our number was up we could site precedence too. And just like Mexico, we weren't fooling anyone. And we always got caught sneaking a butt between classes; no matter quickly you try to hand the cigarette to that stupid Freshman, Damien LaNagro, who thought he was soooo cool because he could do that dumb open/light a zippo on the side of his jeans.

Speaking of unfortunate souls, check out Bitter Waitress' Shitty Tipper Database. Which ranges from the not-so-shocking Lauren Hill and Jennifer Lopez to a disheartening Guy Ritchie and Willem Dafoe. Really, Willem, HOOTERS? Bobby Peru wouldn't be caught dead in that place. Although, according to the waitress, she gave "god service," so maybe the compensation was appropriate...

You can also search the database and make fun of people when their name comes up (I'm looking in your direction, Jim)..after you've made sure your own name isn't listed, naturally.