Greasing a few palms
Durex has been appointed official supplier of condoms and lubricants for the Olympic Games in Athens, Greece, this year.
The donation of 130 000 condoms and 30 000 tubes of lubricant will cost the company R600 000, says Jo Giles of Durex, and it promises to give athletes' performance in the bedroom a boost.
Oh no, not Durex* !! Wouldn't Trojans be more fitting?
*If my experience with this shoddy product gives an indication, expect a surge of births around April.