Shaudenfraude
 
Here's a wonderful blog that posts break-ups in the style of engagement announcements.  One of today's gems includes:
 

Budrow/Carriere

When aspiring New York actor Nicholas Carriere, 24, lobbed a dictionary at Justin Budrow, 23, Budrow announced that their five month tryst was "so totally over." "I was only trying to help him out. His grammar, like, totally sucked," said Carriere. "I just refuse to deal with split infinitives in bed."