Choose Your Own Adventure

Remember those books? I was hooked on those damn things...

So, Today we're gonna play a game I read in last month's Spin magazine: Create Your Superband. Which is not as easy as it sounds. Okay, you'll need a singer, a bass player, a guitarist, a drummer and one wild card for backing vocals and instruments.

Here are the rules:
1) You cannot take more than one member of an existing band.
2) Frank Sinatra or Elvis cannot be your singer.
3) If you choose someone who sings and plays in their band (e.g. Sting or Phil Collins), said person can only play their instrument in your band.
4) You cannot pick either Jon Bonham or Animal as your drummer.
5) They have to theoretically work as a band. For example, it is doubtful that Nina Haggen and John Tesh could create a cohesive sound.

Now get to work!

Here are my choices:
Drummer: Stewart Copeland
Bass: Flea
Guitar: Carlos Santana
Vocals: Grace Jones
Wild Card: David Byrne

Their name: Eager Beaver and the Wild Bologna Ponies