I keep a bowl of candy on my desk, available to anyone who wants a piece (I'm going for a younger demographic since guys my age have these pesky quirks like priorities, responsibilities and goals). Anyway, a co-worker is rifling through, picks up an orange lollipop and in all seriousness asks, "What flavor is this?" .......Um, butternut squash.

That's almost as good as the guy that didn't think Coffee Mate™ goes in tea.