Last night I walked into my brother's room while he's watching That 70's Show. Wilmer Whatshisface is on camera and I say, "You know he's dating Lindsay Lohan? Which they announced very five seconds after she became legal."

My brother replies, "I don't know who she is, I mean, I've heard her name but wouldn't be able recognize her."

So I say, "She was in Mean Girls....Freaky Friday....The Parent Trap?" All the while he's shaking his head, "She was in that feud with Hillary Duff over Aaron Carter?!"

He goes, "I have no idea who any of those people are."

"Jay, do yourself a favor and watch Entertainment Tonight for five minutes so you can catch up with the rest of the waking world."