Cruising past my brother's door when I got home last night, I heard two other voices. It sounded like his best friend and girlfriend, who visit frequently.

It was late and I had to turn on the kitchen light. So, I'm pulling produce out of the refrigerator and I hear my brother's door open..... then shut..... then open again. I'm thinking, "Mmmmm'kay?" when DogGirl flies by in just a towel to use the bathroom.

While I'm thrilled my brother's doing a little double-team action, I just wish it was with someone a little less skanky. I'm running out of Lysol™.