Oh, boo-fucking-hoo...

OTTAWA (CP) - Some patients are spurning a new batch of government-certified marijuana, dismissing Health Canada claims that it's a stronger, better quality smoke.

"It's no good," Marco Renda, 45, said Monday from his home in Dundalk, Ont. "I took two puffs and I put it out. It had a chemical taste to it. It didn't taste right to me and it didn't burn properly."

Users complained the first batch last summer was too dry and powdery.

What next? The nurse didn't lick counter clockwise during the province-sanctioned sponge bath rim job?