Well, our phones are down today. Which means there will be sporadic computer access also, which for some reason makes me feel ineffectual. I'll utilize the down time writing interview questions for my book.

So check this out- there was some ghetto bitch sitting infront of me on the bus, right? And she had her daughter, Unique, on her lap. The little girl wanted to get up and run around. "No," said the mother. Then came the typical two-year-old response, "Why?" "Cause I said so," her voice conveyed annoyance. Again, "Why?" and she screamed, "BECAUSE THE BUS IS CROWDED, DANG! I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS HAVING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A TWO-YEAR-OLD!!!!"

Yeah, she's not doing anything to keep that kid off the pole.