Stardust Mammaries

From The Stranger's Last Days:

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 The week ends with the U.S. government finally placing a dollar amount on the pain and suffering caused by the exposure of Janet Jackson's right breast during the Super Bowl halftime show. Today news agencies around the globe reported the $791,650 fine imposed on the breast-broadcasting CBS by the psychonanny Federal Communications Commission. Cheers to Ms. Jackson for retracting her apology to the FCC, and for proving, in this age of girls gone wild for penny strings of beads, the true value of a single human boob.

Hear, hear!