World's First Bigfoot Hooker

"She is more woman than most men can handle. When she wraps her paws around you it's like wearing a luxurious mink coat you never want to take off," says exhausted john.

Local pimp Francois T. Francois says Helen is a dream come true for him. "I've got the best car in town now," says Francois proudly. "Helen is a work horse."