Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Matt Damon has confessed he wants to star in a porn movie.

The heartthrob actor said: "What I want to do is make a character-driven porn movie. It's all going to be about the character and the porn's going to grow out of the characters."

Soooooo....I'd be called "Good Will Humping?" "All the Pretty Whores'?" "Legend of Tea-Bagger Vance?" "Stuck on You?" What?