The Horror......

You won't be seeing more of Colin Farrell this summer. One of the most buzzed about movie scenes of the season - his full-frontal nude turn in "A Home at the End of the World" - has been chopped because it was considered too distracting.

I'll say! I was distracted from just reading the article.... But seriously- who do we have to blow to get some schlong up on the screen? And I don't mean Harvey Keitel! Why does this one thing remain taboo in Hollywood? They're missing a huge opportunity- I'd pay double for a glimpse into Brad Pitt's wonder shorts!

*Sigh*

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here watching The Life of Brian.