So with all the craziness of those men, I was this close to drilling a hole in the side of a mountain to build a lab where I could create a fine mist that would eradicate the other gender, save select few.

And Monday, I was saved by Jesus.....

.....The hot Latino FedEx guy who's been flirting with me for the past two months and finally worked up the nerve to ask me out. He has the most dreamy eyes. He's called twice since (and once to ask me out for lunch but I took the day off, damnit!) and stopped by today (just as I finished shoving my face full of Starbursts. I tried to discretely push the wrappers off my desk). And I noticed his big, Popeye forearms- my ultimate weakness.

OhMiGawd, I cannot wait to receive....